Ever heard the saying hung like a barnacle?If size matters, these animals are the biggest wieners, uh,winners. Number one-- the blue whale.
Behold, the majesty of the blue whale's penis. It's the largest one in the world, almost 10 feet long. While it's actually very appropriate for its body size,the penis is taller than any NBA star. Number two-- the African elephant. Elephants are the largest land mammal,and they have a six and a half foot penis to prove it. They can expand or contract their boner at will,sometimes using it to swat flies off their bellies. They've even been known to lean on their fifth leg for supportas they reach for food. Number three-- Argentine blue-billed duck. 97% of birds don't have penises, so this duckis truly one of a kind. When engaged, its member extends to a greater lengththan the height of its body, around 17 inches. It's in the shape of a tightly wound corkscrew coveredwith ridges and inverted spikes.
If they were a six foot human, that would be six foot penis. Number four-- banana slug. The phallic-looking banana slugs areso distinctive that they became the mascotUniversity of California, Santa Cruz. Their scientific name means giant penis in Latin. Their bodies are about six to eight inches in length,and so are their penises. That's like having a human penis that's five to six feet long. All slugs are born with both male and female genitalia,and sometimes after sex, they bite each other's wieners off. Number five-- greater hooked squid. During a research cruise in 2010,scientists caught a deep-sea squid. It had a 26 inch penis, almost as long as the creature itself. A human with a comparable dick wouldhave to have a five to six foot penis.
This discovery helped scientists understandthe mysterious mating rituals of squid. Number six-- barnacles. Barnacles have the largest penis length relative to their size. Because barnacles are stuck in one spot,they need a long appendage to reach the girl next door. Some dongs reach 10 times the height of their body. On a human-- because that's where we're going with this--that compares to a penis as tall as a standard windmill. So Stacey, if you're listening to this,it's really not that small. Please call me back. Subscribe if you have a large, huge, enormous interestin animals. What'd you think I was going to say?Oh, penis. And do you know what a lamprey is?If you watch Game of Thrones, you might. Also, no spoiler alerts. Check out our list of animals that horror fans love, onlyon A List.
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